Typhoid and Malaria

Mr Emeka: Nne!, Nne, biko bia…gimme medicine for malaria and typhoid, u get ampiclox?

Pharmacist: Do you have a prescription for that, or did you get a test done sir?

Mr Emeka: Which test? Shey I no know how e dey do me when I get malaria? No be u gimme medicine d last time? U wan talk say u no know me?  E fit be typhoid sef, abeg add am put for typhoid medicine. Make everything for go wance (once).

Pharmacist: Sir, there are various specie of the malaria parasite, P.vivax, P.ovale, P.knowlesi, P.knowlesi or P.falciparum which is the most resistant of them all.

Mr Emeka: Shuuu…how I go take know the wan (one) wey dey do me? Wetin malaria know wey dem dey call am knowlesi?

Pharmacist: the more reason you need to see your physician sir

Mr Emeka: Beti, I don use wan before wey no work na

Pharmacist: You must include that in your complaint when you see your physician. Which did you use sir?

Mr Emeka: this emmm…green abi yello wan wey dem dey use for 3days

Pharmacist: I’ll assume it is an artemisinin combination therapy.

Mr Emeka:  ginni?

Pharmacist: never mind sir, so, exactly how are you feeling?

Mr Emeka: this very terrible headache ehn….e be like say dem dey knack my head wit hamma, my eye go con dey turn me. Chai, this naija ehn, the wahala no go kii person.

Pharmacist: so sorry about that sir, if you would take a seat, please let me check your blood pressure.

Mr Emeka: nne, e be like say u no dey hear me, I say my head dey blow, u wan check ma chest. Abeg call ya oga for me. U neva sabi work well well!

Pharmacist: this will only take a minute pls…ehn oga

Mr Emeka: oya shap shap!

After checking his blood pressure thrice,

Pharmacist: your blood pressure reading is 180/120mmHg which is quite high sir. I think you need urgent medical attention. I would recommend you take two tablets of paracetamol for the headache and go to your clinic immediately.

Mr Emeka: ewo! Nne daalu o

Pharmacist: no problems sir, here is your medication.

Days later,

Mr Emeka brings a prescription for Hypertension medication, minimal malaria parasite and S.typhi is seen. On checking his BP, the reading is 150/100. Pharmacist advises Mr Emeka on the need for diet modification; less salt, plenty fruits and vegetables, exercise, compliance to his medication and adequate rest.

Mr Emeka sees his physician the next week

My people, it is not always malaria and typhoid. Sometimes, the body just needs rest, good food and some exercise.

Malaria is completely curable and preventable; use insecticide-treated nets, insect repellents, and sanitation of stagnant, water-logged, or dirty areas around the house.

Here are things to consider;

• Early diagnosis and prompt effective treatment of malaria
• Rational use of Anti-malaria agents ( ensure compliance and avoid abuse)
• Combination therapy
• Appropriate weight-based dosing.

The Wives Summit Series Ep. 1

Wife1: A man is a cheat by nature, he can’t help himself

Wife 2: I beg to differ; no man was born a cheat. It is a matter of gross indiscipline and misplaced priorities.

Moderator: So, all men cheat? That is husbands and wives…

Wife 3: The thing is this; if he’s handling his responsibilities at home, taking care of you and the kids, paying the bills, what more can you ask for? It doesn’t mean he loves you less; a man will just be a man, period!

Wife 2: That is a very wrong mentality, it boils down to character. A thief is a thief irrespective of the gender, likewise a cheat. You can’t say you love your spouse and bear to cheat on them. How do you live with yourself after that? It interprets a deficit in morals and ethics. Such a man or woman would tell lies, cheat, steal, offer/take bribes, or worse kill.

Moderator: So, not all men are cheats then…Would it be safe then to say societal approval of a man being supposedly polygamous in nature has promoted the heart-wrenching trend of unfaithfulness in marriage?

Wife 1: Not entirely, men and women cheat alike.

Wife 2: The society is less or non-judgemental when a man cheats as opposed a woman. This is double standards, two wrongs do not make a right but, if our brothers, sons who would become husbands and fathers are properly cultured and groomed to be morally upright, to give their word and hold it dear as their bond, to love their wives and be faithful just like our sisters and daughters learn earlier on to do domestic chores, cook and be responsible for their future homes, then the smallest unit of society, the family, would bloom blissfully.

Wife 3: I agree with you, there would be less broken homes/marriages, single parenting, or immorality, as both parents would be present to nurture their kids’ right

Moderator: Cheating isn’t the only issue facing marriages, but a lack of character, ethics or morals in society. Young single persons openly and unabashedly declaring dirty sexual advances to married men, and a lot more, it is worrisome.

We are in an age and time where devourers are everywhere. Prayer is key. Pray for/with your spouse always, depart from evil ways, pray for your kids to not derail and join those destroying society, rather to be light and salt of the earth to give savor and joy to all.

Also, love is key. No reason is genuine enough to cheat; dialogue is the best form of resolve.

Have an eloquent sufficiency in each others company, build trust and contentment. You’ll always see someone fairer to look upon, more outstanding in appearance, more resourceful etc.  But be content. Respect your vows.

Till next time, maybe we’ll welcome a “husband’s summit”…lol…stay checked!